Things I see

Today, while standing around at lunch, patiently waiting for my cheddar and tomato panini to reach a level of toasty perfection on the do-it-yourself panini press, I witnessed a very strange little culinary decision. Someone came up holding a nice sandwich on a small deli roll, opened the panini press, thought better of it, closed the press and reached for the mayonnaise. He smeared a big glob of mayo on both sides (outsides) of his hard roll, and promptly placed said globbed roll onto the press with everyone else's sandwiches. All I have to say is: gross. I pity the person who put their sandwich on there after his was done.